#MondaysMyBitch
- Sep 13, 2015
- 1 min read
We all know the #MotivationalMondays by now. I love them because they inspire me to move my ass and make Mondays my bitch. To be honest though, I think I have only ever had maybe two Mondays in my whole life that ended up being my bitch. We all want Monday to be our bitch again-and I think I know just how we will make it our bitch this week: baby animal photos, working out, and going for a night swim. Let's just destroy Mondays and put this day in the grave. Every Monday the new trend is going to be #MondaysMyBitch #MMB
1. Baby Animal Photos
Mondays always have you looking at the world through a grey lense fantasizing about falling off the face of the earth. By looking at cute ass baby animal photos it feels like an empowering middle finger to a depressing monday. #MondaysMyBitch
2. Working Out
How's Monday gonna bring you down into the deadly nap zone when you got all these endorphins and energy all up in your body? hmmmmmmmm? #MondaysMyBitch
3. Night Swim Adventure
Who says Mondays are death? Who says Mondays suck? A Night Swim doesn't. A night swim says "I'm too fabulous to simply go to bed like a tired Monday peasant so I think I will have my dose of fun first. Thank Youuuuuuu.". #ModaysMyBitch
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